TV Changer
Ugh! Click…channel 13! Click…channel 41! Click…channel 63! Click…channel 66! Okay stop! Pick a channel already! The numbers on my buttons have faded from being used all the time. Everyday it’s the same thing and after that I get thrown on the couch like I’m a piece of junk in their backyard. Then later in the day they’re all searching for me. Me! Now they want me…now they care. Pity! I’m just squished between the two couch pillows. Hey! Over here! Oh…ok don’t bother. That’s cool because I made friends with the lost change and the paper clip down here. Out of all the places to be put it has to be between the couch pillows. I can’t be under the table or behind the TV…oh no! I have to be in the couch, which by the way needs to be vacuumed! Anyways channel changing isn’t really that fun. Unless you like being pressed all the time and getting lost between couch pillows all the time then this is definitely fun for you.
Voice's Talking!!! | Comment (1)Shoes
Ripped, thrown, and kicked are just the few things I go through everyday. It’s actually very rewarding knowing that I just helped my human go through his or her day. But it also depends on the day…because sometimes the feet stink or have no socks on. Other than that helping my human out is quite fun! Oh! Like the one time we went to the soccer fields and got all muddy from the rain. Man…my human’s mom was mad just for wearing me in the house while I was muddy. What’s the big deal? I mean it’s just mud and I’ve seen worse so don’t go there. What I’m saying is that my human and I have great adventures together, but now that I don’t fit my humans feet anymore. I’m going to be sent off to kids who don’t have shoes and make their life an adventure too! Sure I’ll be sad to leave my current human and I’ll never have times like we did again in my entire wear life.
Voice's Talking!!! | Comment (0)The Fork & The Spoon
Fork:
I can poke
I can stab
Don’t make me mad
For I am the fork
Spoon:
For soup
For ice cream
Don’t make me scream
For I am the spoon
Fork:
Scream?
You silly thing
You can’t scream
For you are only a spoon
Spoon:
I’ll huff
I’ll puff
You’re not so tough
For you are only a fork
Fork:
Steak!
Spoon:
Beans!
Fork:
Ha! See! You’ve got noting on me!
For I am the fork
Spoon:
Oh please! At least they use me!
For I am the spoon